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I saw this, well it made me [:D]

Fresh from my shower, I stand in front of the
mirror complaining to my husband that my breasts are too small. Instead of
characteristically telling me it's not so, he uncharacteristically comes up
with a suggestion:
'If you want your breasts to grow, then every
day take a piece of toilet paper and rub it between them for a few seconds'

Willing to try anything, I fetch a piece of
toilet paper and stand in front of the mirror, rubbing it between my breasts.

'How long will this take?' I asked.

'They will grow larger over a period of
years,' my husband replies.

I stopped. 'Do you really think rubbing a
piece of toilet paper between my breasts every day will make my breasts
larger over the years?'

Without missing a beat he says 'Worked for
your a*se, didn't it?'
 
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