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Decided to pop out for something to eat last night. Sat down at the table and could hear a very loud, southern woman. Very husky voice and as rough as a bear's backside. My missus said "I'm sure that's ********" and sure enough it was.

So clues are:

  • London accent
  • Rough as.....
  • Very husky voice
  • She had a "famous" daughter

That last clue should do it.
 

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WIIINNNNNNEEERRRRRR!!!! [clap]

(No prize though) [<:eek:)]

Pretty wierd considering it's a pub in Shropshire that's kind of in the middle of nowhere really.
 

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LOL!!!!!

She definately wanted people to know who she was....talking about Jade at the top of her voice. "When I gave birth to JADE......" type of thing.
 

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^ ^ [<:eek:)]

You'd think it should be but it's a nice little place (normally) - decent food, open fires, clean, big-boobed barmaids......what more could a guy ask for??!!

I had a rather tasty game casserole with herby dumplings. Ohhh matron......
 

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I am only pleased that women aren,t allowed in Lincolnshires public houses, it must be terrible for you folk down south[:D]

Only joking
 

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What are these women inventions you speak of?

Davemk its been on news this morning Jades mum buying a house in shropshire,she likes it how she fits straight in down there and wont be looked down upon plus a big bonus is the benefit officers wont know her in those area's
 
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